The nearest coffee shop is 0.5 miles away, down the street, past the park, and through the abandoned warehouse. Be sure to wear your best 'I'm a functioning member of society' face.
Alternatively, you could walk to 'The Daily Grind', the nearest hipster cafe, at http://localhost/subpages/coffeeshops/dailygrind/. They have a 'artisanal' coffee that's actually just a regular coffee with a higher price point.
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, you could try http://localhost/subpages/employees/ben/commute/destinations/alternativecoffee.html, the coffee shop that's actually just a guy with a French press in his basement.
You might also enjoy walking to the nearest 'I'm a functioning member of society' store, where they sell artisanal toasters and handmade artisanal soap.
http://localhost/subpages/commutes/quirky.html for a truly 'offbeat' experience.