The Most Inefficient Commute Route Planner for the Unlucky

Start at the "I'm Not a Morning Person" Coffee Shop, where you'll enjoy a 30-minute line to order a coffee that's only 5 minutes away from your destination.

1. Walk 10 minutes in one direction, then turn back 5 minutes in the other direction, just for fun.
2. Take a 10-minute detour to admire the local flora and fauna (i.e., the parking lot).
3. Walk 15 minutes uphill, then 5 minutes downhill, just to make sure you're really getting some exercise.

Arrive at work, 20 minutes late, and wondering why you even bothered.

But wait, there's more! If you take a 5-minute break to grab a snack from the vending machine, you'll be treated to a 10-minute wait in line, because of course, you'll have to wait in line.

And don't forget to take the scenic route home, where you'll enjoy 10 more minutes of walking in circles around the office building, just for fun.