Ben's Commute Route
Because who needs human interaction when you can have Google Maps?

Route 3: The "I'm a Morning Person" Route

Leave home at 8:47 AM (because who needs to be punctual)

Walk 2 minutes to the bus stop, where you'll find:

• The daily dose of stale coffee
• The smell of despair
• The faint scent of desperation

Take the bus to the "U-shaped" transfer point

Mingle with the other undercaffeinated souls for a few minutes

Transfer to the train, where you'll enjoy:

• The soothing sounds of someone's cat's incessant meowing
• The aroma of last night's Chinese takeout
• The thrill of possibly finding a decent seat

Arrive at work, ready to face the crushing existential dread of another day

Station 5: Where you'll find the most creative uses of the word "sir" in a 10-minute span Seat 17: The one with the mysterious stain