Secret Routes

A guide to navigating the uncharted territories of Ben's commute

Warning: This is not for the faint of heart.

This is not your average route planner. This is for those who have been there, done that, and are looking to spice up their morning routine.

Getting Started

You're probably wondering where to start.

You see, the key is to avoid the crowds and the tourists.

Head north on 5th street. You'll know it's the right one when you see the abandoned taco truck.

Turn left at the abandoned taco truck, then right at the dilapidated bus shelter.

Continue on this route for exactly 4.2 miles. You'll pass a few rundown houses, a few too many trash cans, and a few too many lost souls.

When you reach the old water tower, take a right and head towards the east.

Follow the smell of despair and desperation. It'll lead you to the best kept secret in all of Ben's commute.

The Route

Here's the map:

Phase One: Despair and Desperation Phase Two: The Long and Winding Road