Job Title: Supreme Burper

Bert is responsible for burping the loudest, most majestic burps in the land. His burps have been known to shatter glass, startle small children, and wake up the dead.

Bert has a PhD in Burping from the University of Burpville, where he studied under the tutelage of the great Burp Master himself.

Skills:

• Expert-level burping
• Fluency in Burpish, the ancient language of the burpers
• Ability to burp while asleep