Bob is currently stuck in his car, surrounded by the endless sea of brake lights and the faint scent of diesel fuel.

He's been on this commute for what feels like an eternity, but in reality, it's only been 37 hours, 14 minutes, and 22 seconds.

As he drives, he wonders: "What's the point of even having a job if you're just going to spend all your time stuck in traffic?"

The Current Traffic Situation:

Stuck on the highway, going 5 km/h.

Estimated time to destination: 2 hours, 14 minutes, and 32 seconds.

Recommended route: Take a detour through the nearby parking lot.

Traffic Jam Tactics: The Art of Getting Nowhere