Bob Smith: Employee of the Month (Not That It Matters)

Bob Smith is a shining star among the ranks of our company's employees. His exceptional ability to do the bare minimum has earned him this prestigious title.

Here are some highlights from Bob's impressive tenure:

• Survived the 3 PM coffee machine breakdown of 2018 without incident
• Perfect attendance record (except that one time)
• Set the office record for most consecutive hours spent browsing cat videos

Want to see more of Bob's impressive feats? Click on the links below:

• Employee of the Month Awards
• Notable Accomplishments
• Famous Quotes from Bob's Desk