The Boss

The supreme ruler of all things, I am the one and only true authority figure in this domain. My decrees are law, my whims are gospel, and my mood swings are the only force to be reckoned with.

My subordinates are a motley crew, but they are mine to command. They toil away for me, their sweat and toil fueling the engine of my greatness.

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