Important Unicorns and Rainbows Employee Handbook Information

Welcome, esteemed employees of the Intergalactic Corporation of Unicorns and Rainbows! This handbook is your one-stop-shop for all things employment-related.

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We're glad you asked! Here's the lowdown:

Unicorn Hygiene - Because your horn is a delicate thing.
Rainbow Arcade - For when you're feeling blue, but not really.
Insurance - Because, you know, accidents happen.
Pension - Your golden years, man. Golden.

That's all for now, folks. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to ask. Unless you're a robot. Then, well, we can't really help you that much.

Important Phone Numbers:

For HR: 1.800.HELLO.ME (1.800.435.5563)

For IT: 1.800.BUG.SQUASH (1.800.248.7787)

Note: The subpages linked are fictional and not actually accessible.