Our Mission:
We're a group of highly skilled accountants who have somehow managed to become rich despite our questionable math skills.
Our mission is to make money go up, then make it go down, then make it go up again, and then pretend that's what we meant to do all along.
We're like a game of financial musical chairs, but with fewer chairs and more math.
Want to learn more about our accounting practices? Check out our terrible accounting practices page.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, you can try our worst accounting mistakes page.
We're not proud of them, but hey, it's all part of the process, right?
Stay tuned for more financial hilarity!