Jane's Work Log - The Most Epic Employee Ever

Today's Tasks:

Spent 3 hours browsing Reddit for cat pictures (Browsing Log)
Accidentally deleted entire database (Error Log)
Fixed printer jam in break room (Heroics)

Notes from Manager:

Good job, Jane. You're doing great!

(Please don't do that again with the database)

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