Jane Doe: Awards

Award 1: "Most Likely to Succeed at Procrastination"

Received in 2018 for consistently finding new ways to avoid doing actual work.

Learn more about Jane's techniques

Award 2: "Best Use of Sarcasm in the Break Room"

Given in 2020 for her witty responses to the coffee machine's automated messages.

Read more about her coffee machine banter

Award 3: "Employee of the Month (or was it just a Tuesday?)"

Honored in 2015 for her questionable time management skills.

See Jane's full employee page here