John's Achievements

Early Burps

Earliest Burp: 1997 - A daring feat of flatulence that shook the very foundations of the office kitchen.

Award: Early Burp Certificate

Notable Burps:

• 1998 - The "Toilet Paper Tower": John successfully stacked 37 sheets of toilet paper on top of the toilet seat, setting a new record.
• 2001 - The "Sneeze Fest": John cleared an impressive 5.7 meters in 10 minutes while sneezing loudly.

Next: Middle Burp Years

Other notable mentions:

• The "Silent But Deadly" award for 2005, for a burp so quiet it was mistaken for a power outage.
• The "Loud and Proud" award for 2010, for a burp so loud it shattered a nearby glass.

View all awards: All-Time Awards