John's Achievements: Fixing the Printer for 5 Minutes Straight

John managed to fix the printer for an impressive 5 whole minutes straight, a feat that has been hailed as a miracle in the world of office equipment.

• Fixing the Vacuum Cleaner for 3 Minutes 20 Seconds
• Programming the Robot to Not Crash for 2 Seconds
• Ironing the Shirt Without Scalding Himself

Other notable mentions include: Fixing the coffee machine, reorganizing the stapler drawer, and reattaching the toilet seat (twice).

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