Most Creative Burp Sound Effect: "The Sonic Boom"
John achieved the impossible: creating a burp sound effect that could be heard from a mile away. The Sonic Boom was a behemoth of a burp, shaking the rafters and rattling the rafters.
Witnessed by: 5000 people, including 3 world-famous chefs
Score: 99/100 (only lost 1 point for being too loud)