6:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and wonder why.
6:30 AM - Scroll through Twitter, find 10 tweets about the meaning of life, and become convinced the world is ending.
7:00 AM - Eat a bowl of stale cereal, question the nutritional value of the milk.
8:00 AM - Stare blankly at the wall for an hour, contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.
9:00 AM - Start work on "The Great Novel" (still in the idea phase)
12:00 PM - Take a 10-minute break to play video games, forget why.
1:00 PM - Eat a sandwich, wonder if it's really worth it.
4:00 PM - Start planning the weekend's party, realize it's just a Tuesday.
6:00 PM - Order pizza, eat the whole box by myself, and pretend it's for the family.
10:00 PM - Lie in bed, listen to the sound of my own brain cells dying.
11:00 PM - Repeat step 1.