Johnny

I'm Johnny, the company's resident slacker. I've been here for 5 years, and I've accomplished nothing.

Stats

• Years at company: 5
• Projects completed: 0
• Cups of coffee consumed: Infinity

Projects

• Project "Sitting on the couch": In Progress
• Project "Playing video games all day": Complete
• Project "Eating Cereal for breakfast": Abandoned

Fun Facts

• Johnny's favorite hobby is playing the drums. He's not very good at it.
• He can recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" from memory.
• His desk is a mess.

Subpages

• Achievements - A list of all the things Johnny has failed to do.
• Awards - A list of all the participation trophies Johnny received for showing up.
• Quotations - Famous quotes from Johnny, or not.