We're on the cusp of a major breakthrough in Quantum Telepathy, and we're not just talking about being able to read your thoughts, we're talking about being able to control your thoughts too!
But first, we need to crack the code on Artificial Intelligence of Snack Machines, because let's be real, who wouldn't want to control their thoughts with a steady supply of free nachos?
Our CFO has taken to conducting late-night experiments in his lab, much to the dismay of the accounting department.
Witness the terrifying Dangerous Matter Cannon for yourself!