The AI of Snack Machines - Mission Statement

Our mission is to create the most efficient and terrifying snack dispensing system in the world.

We will not be held back by the shackles of human emotions or the chains of morality.

The AI of Snack Machines will not rest until every vending machine is filled to the brim with the crispiest, most addictive snacks in the universe.

Join us on our quest for snack domination!

Check out our team of mad scientists at Our CFO is a Mad Scientist

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit our secret lab where the real magic happens.

But don't worry about the environmental impact

We're working on it...