Today, I'm thrilled to share with you my latest breakthrough in the field of Extreme Croissant Physics (ECP). After months of experimentation, I've successfully harnessed the power of the universe's most elusive particle: the Croissant Particle.
With this achievement, we're one step closer to achieving world domination... err, I mean, global peace through the perfect flaky pastry.
Meet the team of highly skilled yet slightly unhinged researchers behind ECP.