Our Founder is a Genius

Our founder is a certified genius, but not just any genius. No, no, no. Our founder is a NEUROGENIUS with an IQ that's so high, it's practically off the charts. They're the mastermind behind our company, and we're all just along for the ride.

But don't get it twisted, folks. Being a genius comes with a price. We're not exactly swimming in riches here at HQ, and our founder's demands for free coffee and foosball tables are always at an all-time high. But hey, it's worth it, right?