Our Manager: The Great And Powerful

Our fearless leader, Bob, is the one in charge around here. He's been managing us for years, and still can't figure out how to use the copier. But hey, he's a great guy.

Here are some of his many accomplishments:

• Survived 5 years without getting a raise
• Still can't get the office coffee machine to work
• Successfully avoided a performance review for 3 years

Want to see more of our team members?

• Our CFO, who is actually an intern
• Our CIO, who is actually just a dude who likes to collect stamps
• Our CCO, who is actually just a guy who likes to collect antique door knobs

	We're not actually a real company, but we're trying really hard.