You've been trying to get out of your responsibilities for years, and finally, you've found the perfect excuse: the Great Pension Withdrawal!
Congratulations, you've been granted the honor of withdrawing all your pension funds to fund your true passion: playing video games for the rest of your life!
See your retirement plan for more details Get the early bird special, but don't get too early, you might miss out! Or maybe you'd rather risk it all on the stock market? (Not really recommended)