Thank you, thank you, to whoever thought I was worthy of this award!
I'd like to thank the entire team for their tireless efforts, except for Team Member 1, who still owes me $10.
And to my cat, Mr. Whiskers, for tolerating my presence in the break room.
Now, let's talk about the real reason I'm here: the free food and snacks.
Read more about our team's culinary exploits. See my acceptance speech in its entirety, sans edits.