Award 4: Outstanding Contributions to Procrastination
Presented to: Brock the Procrastinator for consistently finding innovative ways to avoid doing actual work.
Notable achievements include:
- Spending 4 hours researching the best way to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
- Creating an extensive PowerPoint presentation on the history of procrastination
- Perfecting the art of folding a single sheet of paper for 3 hours straight
Congratulations, Brock! You are a shining example of how to turn a 2-hour task into a 5-hour adventure.
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