Job Openings

Available Positions

Are you tired of living in a world where the only thing you're good for is being a human-shaped paperweight? Do you yearn for a career that's more than just going through the motions? Look no further! We have the most exciting job openings in the most unlikely of places.

Career Opportunities

• Roboticist - We are seeking a highly skilled roboticist to design, build, and maintain our collection of sentient, self-replicating toaster robots.
• Interdimensional Traveler - Join our team of brave explorers who dare to venture into alternate realities and return with exotic spices and rare, unpronounceable words.
• Chrono-Disruptor - We're looking for a master time traveler to disrupt the space-time continuum, ensuring a steady supply of free coffee breaks.
• Quantum Coward - Become the hero the multiverse needs, by being a brave soul who's not afraid to defy the laws of quantum mechanics.

Apply Today!

Don't wait any longer, send us your application today! Include a brief resume, a cover letter, and your best attempt at explaining why you're not completely and utterly terrified of the job description.