Warning: The following content is not responsible for actual safety. Void Safety Protocols is a satirical look at the absurdity of attempting to prepare for the void.
Learn how to mentally prepare for the void by visualizing the vast expanse of nothingness. Practice your "nothing" meditation techniques to achieve a state of emptiness.
Discover the essential safety gear for navigating the void. Learn how to craft your own makeshift void-proof vest from a standard office chair and some spare change.
In the event of an actual void encounter, learn how to respond. Practice your "void-duck-and-cover" technique to minimize damage.
Stay safe in the void, and don't say we didn't warn you.