Void Safety Protocols - Emptiness 101

Warning: The following content is not responsible for actual safety. Void Safety Protocols is a satirical look at the absurdity of attempting to prepare for the void.

Lesson 1: The Void is Not a Place, It's a State of Mind

Learn how to mentally prepare for the void by visualizing the vast expanse of nothingness. Practice your "nothing" meditation techniques to achieve a state of emptiness.

Lesson 2: Void Safety Gear

Discover the essential safety gear for navigating the void. Learn how to craft your own makeshift void-proof vest from a standard office chair and some spare change.

Lesson 3: Void Emergency Procedures

In the event of an actual void encounter, learn how to respond. Practice your "void-duck-and-cover" technique to minimize damage.

Stay safe in the void, and don't say we didn't warn you.