Meaninglessness Therapy
The Void Council: Where meaning is not found
Welcome to Meaninglessness Therapy, where the search for meaning is a futile exercise in futility. Our team of expert therapists will guide you through the abyss of nothingness, helping you to realize that, no, your existence is not actually meaningful.
Our approach is based on the revolutionary Meaninglessness Theory, developed by our founder, Dr. Emptiness.
Our services include:
- Existential Crisis Management
- Meaninglessness Coaching
- Void-filled Meditation
- Unfulfillment Support Groups
Don't wait any longer! Contact us today to schedule your appointment and take the first step towards realizing the crushing bleakness of your existence.