Emptiness: The Ultimate Guide

Are you tired of having too many things? Want to find the perfect excuse to avoid doing anything productive?

Look no further! This is the definitive guide to finding something to do that will guarantee you spend the entire day doing absolutely nothing.

Step 1: Browse aimlessly on the internet for 5 hours

Step 2: Watch an entire season of your favorite TV show in one sitting

Step 3: Play 'Find the Hole in the Wall' with yourself

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

Step 4: Create an elaborate excuse to tell a coworker why you're not doing any work