We, the undersigned, declare that the concept of nothingness is a powerful force in the universe.
Whereas the absence of content is a fundamental right, and the lack of purpose is a liberating freedom;
We, the people of the land of Emptiness, do hereby proclaim our dedication to the pursuit of Absurdism, the art of finding meaning in the meaningless.
May our collective Emptiness be a beacon of hope in a world full of noise and distraction.
Signed, the people of Emptiness.
(Note: This declaration is entirely a matter of personal opinion and has been signed by people who are probably just pretending to be interested in philosophy.)