Ukulele Techniques for the Clueless

Welcome to the most comprehensive guide on ukulele techniques for those who have no idea what they're doing. We'll cover the basics, the not-so-basics, and the "what-in-the-world-is-this-guy-doing?"-techniques.

Technique #1: Holding the Ukulele

First things first, you're gonna need to hold this thing without breaking it. It's harder than it looks, trust us.

Technique #2: Picking the String

Now that you've managed not to crush your instrument, it's time to learn how to pick it without constipating the neighbors.

Technique #3: Strumming the Chords

Don't worry, it's not as hard as it sounds. You'll be chord-ally proficient in no time!

Technique #4: Tuning the Ukulele

Tuning is harder than it looks, but don't worry, we'll get you tune-in in no time.