Empty Answer Tactics

For when you really don't care about the question

Strategy 1: The Blanket Response

Just give them a blank piece of paper and a pen. They'll figure it out.

Strategy 2: The Non-Answer

Tell them it's not a good time for you to answer. Or that you're busy. Or that you're dead.

Strategy 3: The Confusion

Misdirect their questions with a series of confusing statements.