Empty Pledge Certification: A Badge of Shame
You're one of the chosen few who's earned the Empty Pledge Certification.
With this prestigious award, you'll get:
- A lifetime supply of participation trophies
- A free ticket to the annual "I gave up" party
- A complimentary "I'm not a morning person" coffee mug
View our Hall of Shame
Warning: Side effects may include:
- Loss of self-respect
- Regret
- Unsolicited advice from friends and family
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