Empty Pledge Certification: A Badge of Shame

You're one of the chosen few who's earned the Empty Pledge Certification.

With this prestigious award, you'll get:

• A lifetime supply of participation trophies
• A free ticket to the annual "I gave up" party
• A complimentary "I'm not a morning person" coffee mug

View our Hall of Shame Warning: Side effects may include:

• Loss of self-respect
• Regret
• Unsolicited advice from friends and family

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