CAFFEINE COMA: A State of Mind

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Symptoms

Insomnia - You can't sleep, but you can't wake up.
Hyperactivity - You're too awake, and too loud.
Racing Thoughts - Your mind is a never-ending loop of caffeine-fueled anxiety.
Heart Palpitations - Your heart is racing, but you're not sure why.

Caffeine Withdrawal - You'll never be able to enjoy a good cup of coffee again.
Dehydration - You're more dehydrated than a raisin in the sun.
Delirium - You're talking to yourself, but you're not sure who's home.

Don't try this at home, folks!

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