Top Secret Formula

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Formula Name: "B-Brainer"

Primary Ingredient: High-octane, high-caffeine, and a pinch of pure, unadulterated, Grade-A, lab-tested monkey tears

Mix in: A dash of pure, Grade-A, lab-tested, imported Japanese mountain spring water

Stir counterclockwise for 7.3 seconds while reciting the secret handshake

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Side effects may include: Spontaneous combustion, temporary loss of consciousness, spontaneous outbursts of spontaneous combustion.

Side effects are highly unlikely, but possible.

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