Energy-Saving Mode Activated

Warning: This is not a drill. The energy-savings are so high, they're making the government suspicious.

Side Effects of Energy-Saving Mode:

• Increased productivity (due to reduced distractions)
• Improved mental clarity (thanks to reduced sugar consumption)
• Enhanced sense of accomplishment (from doing more with less)
• Higher risk of spontaneous combustion (just kidding, or are we?)

Disclaimer: Energy-Saving Mode not responsible for any damages or injuries caused by excessive use of the "Calculate Now!" button.

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