Our Power Plant
We harness the power of pure, 100% grade-A, extra-large, organic unicorn farts to generate electricity for your devices.
Located in a secret underground bunker beneath a disco party, our state-of-the-art facility features a 24/7 operation and a staff of highly trained, highly caffeinated energy engineers.
Join us for a tour, and learn how our patented Unicron Technology℠ can power your toaster, your laptop, and your favorite video games!
Learn more about Unicron Technology℠. Meet our staff of highly trained energy engineers.