Energy Savings Tactics

Because who needs a 401K when you can have a 40W LED bulb?

Here's a list of our expertly crafted energy-saving techniques:

• Turn off your lights when you leave the room
• Insulate your house with layers of despair
• Stop using surge protectors, they're just protecting you from progress
• Replace your toaster with a toaster oven, because why not?

Don't forget to also check out our Energy Savings Tips subpage for more advice.