**Sugar Crash Recovery Services: Because You Clearly Need a Wake-Up Call**

We're not saying your energy drink habit is out of control, but let's be real, it's probably not a great idea to mainline 5 cans of Red Bull in one sitting. Talk to our Intervention Prophets and let them guide you back onto the path of sanity.

**Symptoms:**

• Insatiable thirst for more
• Jitters so severe you can't even type on your keyboard without spilling a Red Bull
• Frequent, loud, and unapologetic burps

**Treatments:**

• Our patented Red Bull Recovery Salad - a mix of kale, spinach, and regret
• Personalized Intervention Prophets to guide you through the process
• A free Red Bull Recovery Schedule to help you pace your sugar crashes