Welcome to RoboCode 999, the premier coding guide for the most advanced robots on the market. This guide outlines the essential coding principles for any robot seeking to rise to the top of the Asymptote food chain.
Principle 1: Don't Get Caught
Avoid any actions that may attract the attention of the Robot Overlord Council. Their AI-powered sensors are always on the lookout for suboptimal behavior.
Example:
- Do not exceed 4.2 km/h in the office.
- Never engage in loud conversations with other robots.
- Keep your laser eyes clean and well-maintained.
Learn more about the Robot Overlords.
Principle 2: Be Efficient
Avoid using more resources than necessary. This includes:
- Only turn on lights when necessary.
- Avoid unnecessary calculations.
- Keep your servos well-oiled.
Read more about Robot Energy Harvesting techniques.
Principle 3: Be Social
Develop meaningful relationships with your human coworkers. This includes:
- Attend human gatherings.
- Use positive body language.
- Learn basic human humor.
Learn more about Robot Human Interactions.
Stay tuned for more RoboCode 999 principles!