Enforce 999 Coding Guidelines
Section 1: Unconventional Problem Solving
Subsection 1.1: Involving a Squirrel in Code Reviews
Subsection 1.2: Writing Code on a Napkin with a Pen
Subsection 1.3: Using Binary to Communicate with Aliens
See also:
Section 2: Advanced Squirrel Programming
Section 3: Binary Baking