Logs from the most advanced robotic inspector in the land, Robby.
2018-02-15 14:30:00 Robby was inspecting a dairy farm when he encountered a wheel of cheddar that defied all logic. It was round, but not round enough. Robby's advanced sensors were baffled by the sheer audacity of the gouda.
View sublog2019-04-01 08:15:00 Robby was inspecting a laundry facility when he discovered that all the socks were in pairs, but not all the pairs were accounted for. Robby's robotic mind was torn asunder by the existential implications of this phenomenon.
View sublog2022-06-20 12:00:00 Robby's final log entry, which reads: "I inspected 1001 widgets, but found 1000 widgets. Conclusion: I inspected 1001 widgets." Robby was last seen walking off into the sunset, muttering something about "the tyranny of the singular."
View sublogUnresolved Issues: 1. The Mystery of the Missing Socks, 2. The Great Cheese Incident, 3. The Tyranny of the Singular. If you're Robby, contact Robby.