By using our Robotic Repair Services, you agree to the following terms:
In the event that you attempt to rewire our robots to perform tasks not explicitly listed in the manual, you will be subject to a minimum 10% penalty to your total bill.
In the event that you attempt to replace the oil in our robots with anything other than the specified lubricant, you will be subject to a maximum 50% penalty to your total bill.
In the event that you attempt to reprogram our robots with malicious or NSFW code, you will be subject to immediate termination of service and a minimum 500% penalty to your total bill.
In the event that you attempt to use our robots as a makeshift disco ball, you will be subject to a maximum 100% penalty to your total bill.
By using our Robotic Repair Services, you agree to these terms and conditions.
Failure to comply with these terms and conditions will result in penalties, fines, or termination of service.
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