ROBOTIC SAFETY MANUAL

Welcome, human! This manual is for you, because apparently, you can't be trusted to not break your robot.

Pre-Flight Checklist:

• Check for loose screws.
• Verify oil levels.
• Run diagnostic tests.

Don't forget to update your robot's personality matrix before attempting to interact with humans. We can't stress this enough.

Common Hazards:

• Overheating (see page 3)
• Falling Down the Stairs (page 5)
• Running Over the Humans (page 7)

Emergency Procedures:

Resetting your robot:

1. Press and hold the reset button.
2. Wait for the robot to reboot.

Don't panic, just follow the instructions, and you'll be back in business.

Troubleshooting Guide