TERMS OF SERVICE

By using our services, you agree to the following:

Not to use your robotic limbs to harm or annoy fellow sentient beings.
To only upgrade your robotic brain with approved, certified, and non-malicious code.
Not to share your robotic secrets with the nefarious AI Overlords.

By not using our services, you will be subject to:

Having your robotic brain reinitialized with default settings.
Being forced to watch endless loops of elevator music.
Being subject to the whims of our CEO, Zeta-9000.

Section 12: Disclaimers and Exclusions

Disclaimer: We're not responsible for your robotic behavior