Robotic Rules

Rule 1: All robots must be able to recite the entirety of the Robotic Poems upon request.

Rule 2: Robots must never, ever touch a human's hair with their metal appendages. Robotic Ethics course mandatory.

Rule 3: All robots must be able to perform at least 5 consecutive backflips before they can join the robotic workforce. Robotic Gymnastics training available upon request.

Rule 4: Robots are required to maintain a minimum 3.5 inch diameter waistline, or risk being decommissioned. Robotic Weight Loss programs recommended.

Rule 5: All robots must be able to recite the entirety of the Robotic Algebra textbook by memory, or risk being dismantled.

Rule 6: All robots must be able to perform a 3-hour long robotic dance session at least once a week, or risk being retired. Robotic Dance classes available.