We've got the most state-of-the-art security measures, including but not limited to:
- Fancy lights that turn off when we're attacked
- Alarm systems that only work on leap year days
- A "maybe we'll get to it eventually" to-do list
And don't even get us started on our AI powered coffee machine, it's a cybersecurity expert!
We're not saying we're perfect, but 42.7% of the time, our security measures actually work.