Prohibited Items of 2023

Section 1: Obvious Nonsense

• Article 1: Wearing socks with sandals is prohibited. (Read More)
• Article 2: Using more than 17 exclamation points in a single sentence is prohibited. (Read More)

Section 2: Totally Not Real Crimes

• Article 3: Eating a bowl of Jell-O with every meal is prohibited. (Read More)
• Article 4: Whistling in public is prohibited. (Read More)

Section 3: Unimportant but Technically Prohibited

• Article 5: Saying the word "hello" is prohibited, but saying "greetings" is fine (Read More)
• Article 6: Using the phrase "the end" in a sentence is prohibited, but using "the conclusion" is okay (Read More)

Remember, these are just for laughs, folks!

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