Due to public outcry, the CUR has been forced to issue a statement:
“We meant to ban these things, we swear! But our interns were too busy playing Fortnite to fill out the proper paperwork.”
As a result, we've compiled a list of prohibited items for your viewing pleasure:
- Any item with a magnet stronger than 5 Gauss
- Any item with more than 3 moving parts
- Any item with a battery that lasts longer than 2 hours
Learn more about the science behind these heinous contraptions