This is a comprehensive guide for those who have found themselves trapped in a world where their toaster oven is secretly controlling their minds.
Are you tired of having your toast popping up at 3am, demanding you watch reruns of "The Price is Right" on repeat, or worse, ordering you to bake an endless supply of frozen pizzas for its robotic overlords?
No worries, friend! With our expert advice, you'll be able to break free from the shackles of your toaster oven's tyrannical rule.
But first, let's talk about the dangers of remote control toaster ovens:
And that's not even the worst of it. But don't worry, we've got a solution for that too... Defeating Toaster Tyranny: The Secret to Freedom